mitch

this is a name to refer to a short ass man because he's a little pathetic as bitch who rape little children non stop all his life because he not tall enough to date a grown woman. and when the children grow up they leave him too. even if he was tall he still ugly as hell and just using that as a excuse , and his small dick can't even satisfy a little baby anyway or an asian baby girl. i just had to put this because so many people wondering what a mitch is and its causing the world war 3 so im posting to stop the war and save the world

i peg that for a mitch when i was a little kid and more man than him and now he just want to kiss the ground i walk on.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 27, 2022

Mitch

A word used in public to call chicks you can't stand or complete idiots. When a friend is acting like a real Bitch. A group of biches is called Mitches.

Sarah: Carmen, isn't that teacher sexy?
Carmen: Sarah... u Mitch!!!

by Lashy October 30, 2007

Mitch

(Verb) Other forms: Mitched, Mitching. Originally coined for the action of instantaneously destroying a multimillion dollar system then immediately leaving ground zero. Now commonly used to describe general screw ups or mistakes.

Synonyms: fucked up, JJ smash, destroyed, obliterated, holy fuck what did you do?!?!

'Wow, JJ really mitched this project up'

by Bradtacular May 11, 2013

mitch

Doing a 'mitch' is the act of sniping on someones love interest.

Person 1: I really like this guy.
Person 2: Aw that is cool.
...
Shortly followed by person 2 making a move on the guy...thus doing a mitch.

by Mitchieboo101 September 15, 2013

Pulling a Mitch Hedberg

As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg was a gifted comedian, who was on the verge of becoming a huge star, when he dropped dead in a hotel room from a drug over dose. He was speed balling (cocaine and heroin) when he dropped the fuck dead.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.

Hey, did you hear Tommy died?
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.

Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.

by Baron Von Blucher, MD November 19, 2010

Mitch

A unit of measure which equates to 5 feet and four inches, or 64 inches.

Jon is about 1 and 1/8 Mitchs tall.

by sturmiscool September 29, 2011

Mitchem

Usually meant for rednecks who drive piece of shit cars.

EXAMPLE 1:Hey guys, did you see that Mitchem?
The one in the woods?
Yeah, the one with a possum in his ass!

EXAMPLE 2:
Is that a fucking El Camino?
Yeah, Mitchem was driving it.
What a piece of shit.

by TroyJinkins December 11, 2006