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Michael Jackson

A talented man who with his God-given talents conquered the world.

Acc. to NME, BBC, CNN, BET News, The Mirror, Irish Mirror, People Magazine, USA Today, Glamour Magazine, Los Angeles Times, Times Of India, Newsweek, MTV News, Michael Jackson is the biggest superstar on earth.

He hold the guinness world record of being the Most Successful Entertainer of all time. He is also the most famous person of all time, and the best dancer ever.
Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and his fan following exceeds more than 4.8 billion
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Michael bistocchi

1. Gay
2. Homosexual
3. Ugly
4. Horrible
Michael bistocchi is so gay.
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Michaela

Michaela is a loving, caring, amazing, beautiful, loyal, wild, weird (in a good way) and she is just perfect! If you know Michaela then you are 100% the luckiest person in the world because she is the worlds greatest friend!!!! Michaela is a brilliant owner towards her amazing pets and she never fails to make me smile and laugh 😂

She also has an amazing taste in fashion and music and has the best idols ever!
I love michaela!
Wiggles and sammy have the best owner her name is Michaela
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Match.com

The original dating website.
Match, like all online dating is a pile of shit, but unlike Tinder and OK Cupid, there's a hefty membership fee . The people on there suck! The women are average looking with ridiculously high standards, wanting a perfect man. The men are desperate weirdos, or sugar daddies looking for hot young women. Their algorithm sucks, your "daily matches" are all selected completely randomly, you'll be lucky if it sends you someone the same age, or city as you, as well as sending you profiles that have already rejected you. Speaking of which, when someone rejects you on match you get a brutal automated rejection.
The other thing is match is hella shady. They have a TON of fake and inactive profiles they keep to boost their numbers, as well as not telling you what profiles are free members meaning they don't have access to messages. Chances are the majority of people you're messaging can't reply or even read your messages. They also have an "auto renewal system" meaning if you don't cancel your membership before it's due to renew you automatically get charged for another 6 months, which match will refuse to refund. Thing is it takes 2 days to cancel the auto renewal. Many a poor bastard has been suckered into paying another 6 months for this shit trap. When you do cancel your membership, you'll instantly get an email saying you've got new messages, another trap. If you do renew it the messages are either be from bots or will magically disappear.
Bill: Ugh I'm so sick of how crappy tinder is! Man why is dating so hard?
Chrissy: It's because you're using tinder, you should use match.com . It's a paid service so there's a higher calibre of people.

Bill: Hmm maybe you're right, guess I'll give match a try.

*several weeks later*

Bill: Oh my god match fucking sucks! This shit is worse than tinder!
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michael j caboose

I am Michael J Caboose and I hate babies!
I am Michael J Caboose and I hate babies
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MichaelB

Someone named Michael or Mikey who's middle/last name Starts with B and prefers to have B said at the end of their first name. He will always correct you.

WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cool dude: Hey Michael

MichaelB: Yo bro my name is MichaelB

Cool dude: whateva bra

MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike

MichaelB: It's MikeB to you
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Michael Schroeder

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.
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