i lost

a term used when you see a more attractive person than you

"OMG that guy is more attractive than me, i lost"

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Louisiana Lost Lizard

A sexual maneuver in which a guy shoves a lizard in his rectum and makes his partner search for it. (Basically, hide and seek with a lizard)

"I tried to do a Louisiana Lost Lizard with Jordan, but the bitch couldn't find the lizard. Now I'm fucked," says Aaron.

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i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end

go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

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Another wrong name for the band "Lostprophets".

omg, i saw lyk the lost prophets on teevee today!11!

the lost prophets by N February 26, 2004

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L + Ratio + Lost
Loser + ratio + lost + confusion + 0 IQ + spinning in circles + bot + discombobulation

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L + ratio + lost + confusion + 0 IQ + spinning in circles + bot + discombobulation

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When you fuck up and ain't getting any pootang until further notice.

Example:
K: I fucked up bad this time!
Sam: I know, you lost your booty star!!
K: :(

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Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

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