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Louisiana Lost Lizard 

A sexual maneuver in which a guy shoves a lizard in his rectum and makes his partner search for it. (Basically, hide and seek with a lizard)
"I tried to do a Louisiana Lost Lizard with Jordan, but the bitch couldn't find the lizard. Now I'm fucked," says Aaron.

i lost the shizzle to my fizzle 

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end
go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

the lost prophets 

Another wrong name for the band "Lostprophets".
omg, i saw lyk the lost prophets on teevee today!11!
the lost prophets by N February 26, 2004

L + Ratio + Lost 

L + Ratio + Lost
Loser + ratio + lost + confusion + 0 IQ + spinning in circles + bot + discombobulation
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L + ratio + lost + confusion + 0 IQ + spinning in circles + bot + discombobulation

you lost your booty star

When you fuck up and ain't getting any pootang until further notice.
Example:
K: I fucked up bad this time!
Sam: I know, you lost your booty star!!
K: :(

I lost the fucking baby 

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.
Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!