arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."

by Reallygigi August 18, 2015

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Dar'kale

A hope-filled, truth seeking man that always is happy.

I am in love with Dar'kale!

by Tania April 17, 2017

baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017

Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

by relwigsnion April 21, 2018

spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.

Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.

by anaKleenA June 11, 2018

Taciana Kalea

Taciana Kalea’s are mostly very hardworking and sporty. They have really big hearts for small things and are really kind and caring for others. They can be really cute, or just downright weird, but they always know how to make you laugh.

Taciana Kalea is such a hard worker at anything she does.

by :::::::)))))))) February 24, 2019