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Juan

Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!
Who's that guy eating truffle pasta and talking about trauma? Oh that just Juan don't mind him.
by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021
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Juan Pablo

A tall loving person that has the fattest and longest cock you will ever see in your fucking life 10-14 inches
Dude Juan Pablo has a fatass fucking cock
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Juane

Person 1: Juanes a count

Person 2:yeah I agree
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho
chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si
by ñañinxd November 23, 2021
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juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀
so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person
by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025
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Juanning

to lie about anything; compulsive lying.
Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
by gutzrud29 January 31, 2025
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Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.
I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans
by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025
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