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Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.
Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.
by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021
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johnathan flores

johnathan means the world to me , he’s my boyfriend for the rest of my life , i don’t care what we have to go thru together we are meant to be and we will be together until we die , i hope i can die with him :) i dont want him to die but that’s my wish is we die together! he’s the only boy i love the only boy i actually have loved , yes i might have liked people before or said i loved them but no , i never did . i only loved johnathan and only will love johnathan <3 he’s mi amor and i will never give up on him , can’t live without him he’s the reason i’m here :) i love you johnathan -ashley flores<3
by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021
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Jonathan Pierre Hilton

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."
by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021
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johnathan

person who simps for tim apple. loves apple and has an apple toilet
omg is that johnathan again simping for tim apple
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeez noots October 13, 2021
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Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo
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Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.
Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

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by nthnjk October 16, 2021
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jonathan has a big dick.
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