josh goal

When a goal is scored on complete accident by a shit player.

Jaime "Omg that guy just is terrible "
Noel "Yeah he scored such a josh goal"

by iixKHIxii January 3, 2017

Tickling Josh

A term used to describe the act of rubbing a clitoris.

Muhammad laid Melanie on his bed, removed her sopping granny panties and proceeded to start Tickling Josh.

by analchainsaw October 8, 2014

josh homan

whore ass who likes seventh graders and wears a ratchet ass scrunchie

oh you’re friends with josh homan? sorry i gtg!

by hehehehehe_sillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 7, 2019

Jumbo Josh

I'M JUMBO JOSH, BRAH, FROM INDIE HORROR GARTEN OF BANBAN BRAH!!!!!!!!

Jumbo Josh says, "Eat fruits and veggies to grow be and strong like me."

by Jack the Weirdo Thing May 22, 2023

Bye josh

When a man does not meet your expectations, you use this phrase to dump him.

Omg i went on a date last night and he ordered shepherds pie, bye josh!

by sharonneedlesfan28 August 5, 2020

Josh Betts

Squeaker and really small also mega sus

Josh Betts is gay

by Darwin manship June 15, 2021

josh colbourne

Josh colbourne is a national known rapist, he often stole peoples shopping then proceeded to take it home, apply his soviet cap, fetches his brother then they both proceed to shit in they’re hands and slap each other across the face until they can’t see, they then spunk into the shopping while adding pints of vinegar into they’re arseholes and drop kick the local elders

You heard of that “josh colbourne” yes he got dean the other day, he never got his Sainsbury’s hall back

by Very sexy dean August 9, 2019