Wood Killer

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."

As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."

by bomba007 July 9, 2010

wood envy

When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.

Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.

by Briz July 6, 2005

Bar wood

A boner you get from getting drunk. Uncontrolable
Mind of its own.

Don't touch my bar wood!

by Drewince March 11, 2007

wood putty

a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.

jane: so, do you think you'll see him again?
mary: na, he was just wood putty.

by clevermcclever February 16, 2009

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016

Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 June 9, 2018

Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016