wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool

Legolos is a wood mage

by SirGalahadTheDivine January 09, 2010

Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

by Dave720 May 13, 2016

Miles Wood

Only the best (and hottest) hockey player ever
New Jersey Devils winger that wears #44

Fan #1 - ohhhh my god - there goes Miles Wood with the hatty!

Fan #2 - best hockey player ever!!!

by Kitkatt228 February 07, 2018

Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 May 24, 2018

woods hippie

A hippie now living in a rural situation, used in Northern California especially.

If you asked the woods hippies, marijuana would be legal.

by Harmonica ED December 03, 2011