Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.
Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo
by reacts4u May 10, 2024
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Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth
This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.
by Kobe Gigi February 18, 2020
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crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
by Toh.gayest.show September 04, 2023
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flashlight in the closet

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.
by secretlover231 March 07, 2010
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the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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Sweaty Closet

When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.
"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"
by Spoodes July 13, 2016
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closet p.o.s

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.
"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"
by Bonerboy707 December 21, 2016
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