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a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
by rhino-potamous June 21, 2010
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