skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

Drilling Skins

Another street term used to define or indicate vaginal penetration, usually for multiple females from the same male or the same female but multiple times.

“ I used to stay drilling skins before I got married”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

skinning the snake

When you are so addicted to masturbating you shred off layers of skin

Man, i had to go to the hospital cause i was skinning the snake

by SSEARS44 October 6, 2017

Skin Container

a vessel for carrying alcohol or other liquids, particularly when BYOB is prohibited.

Betty Bartender: "You will be 86'ed if you are seen bringing your own booze onto the premises."

Larry Lush: "What if I bring it in my own skin container?"

by The Drunk Whisperer March 25, 2009

Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

Haines Skin

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.

Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.

Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.

by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022