Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.

"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

hurteted

when it hurts

person 1: “i busted my ass and my lip open it hurteted”
person 2: “owwie kazowwie”

by iskdjsksonenemekdood December 15, 2025

Hurkles

When someone tries to tickle you, but it hurts

"Oww!! Stop ! That doesnt tickle... it hurkles"

by JayLbird January 9, 2026

get hustle

Simply, the definition means "to have sex".

Say homie, you get hustle ?

by Brandon Crow September 30, 2007

grand hustle zaggin

one who hustles, hits it, and quits it

grand hustle zaggin that soulja boy hoooooooooe. yooooooooou!

by harold sniff December 9, 2008

meat hustler

A player Someone Just out for a lay a peice of meat
Can be used both ways

"look at u with all the girls you meat hustler"

by TAP'R September 5, 2009

doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 10, 2009