Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE
Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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hump attic

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks
by me duh44 October 16, 2023
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Fluffy humping

When two hairy gay men have intercourse in which they are both covered in marshmallow fluff and glitter.
Person 1: dude have you seen the clip of those dudes fluffy humping?

Person 2: yes it was crazy!
by Larry is cyoot June 30, 2025
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Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.
His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.
by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023
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hump

its when you put the part in the part.
hump your mom.
by wqkjewhu September 24, 2019
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