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Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE
Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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dumper humping

Anal sex, usually performed with great force and speed.
That skank was loose as hell so I opted for a little dumper humping instead.
by santeeeeeeeeee September 19, 2012
mugGet the dumper humpingmug.

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.
- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.
by GVH28 November 18, 2023
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National Hump Day

National Hump Day, a Holiday celebrated on March 30th
National Hump Day :Let someone your lover your brother literally anyone grind on u
by blackmanintights March 30, 2023
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hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD
Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!
mugGet the hump possitionmug.

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