cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016

Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Horny seany

A friend that is horny 247 and makes you laugh also calls his girlfriend thicc

man i love my friend horny seany

by skskskskksksk November 8, 2018

horny monkey

When a monkey and another monkey start screaming at each other and then suddenly start doing it. This can also be seen in some cases of humans, unfortunately, when one human suddenly screams at the top of his lungs and then drops his pants and gets onto another human.

Gurpreet was the victims of one of Shane's random horny monkey attacks.

by toadnater December 2, 2003

horny fangirl

fangirls who fantasize about having sex with anime characters and would do anything to do so in real life

Ashari: Truth or dare?
Erenei: Dare.
Ashari: which anime characters would you like to sleep with?
Erenei: tee hee...hmm...let me think...Sasuke, Soren, Ike, Sosuke, Gaara, Zuko, Pein, L, Light, Ichigo,...and...gee...I wish i had more fingers!
Ashari: you're one hell of a horny fangirl!

by vitaminanime January 7, 2010

HELLBOUND HORNY

Hellbound Horny is a sexual state of mind in which a person becomes this demonic,perverted,sex-cra zed beast.The person starti drooling from the mouth and eyeballs are known to turn red.One also is filled to the brink with frustration to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or not scoring at clubs.A vigorous mmasturbation session usually follows.

I'm so HELLBOUND HORNY that i'll ball a snake if you could hold it for me!

by SIR JOKER March 21, 2008