My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Homeworks

Multiple homework

I have to do my homeworks before my mother spanks me to death

by ST3V3P4U1 February 18, 2023

Homework

What your supposed to be doing right now

Mom: JAMES ARE YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?
James: Yes mom... *Scrolls through urban dictionary and found this* Yep, seems right.

by Thesmartracoon8 May 6, 2020

homework

something stupid

i cant do my homework

by jsbdj November 26, 2021

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

Homework

Half
Of
My
Energy

Wasted

On
Random
Knowledge

Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

by Shoto1399 July 21, 2022

Homework

The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".

"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022