A handshake constitutes an unspoken agreement to capture a seagull and deliver it to the other party when one party finds themselves in the presence of said birds.
Observer: "Wow, that's a rocking handshake! I can't wait 'til she gives him a seagull"
Rick: "Hey Ashlea. Thanks for the seagull. I now know how much our handshake means to you."
Ashlea: "You're welcome! I'd give you all the seagulls in all the beaches if I could."
Rick: "Gee. You are a true friend and we are both very funny and attractive."
Eavesdropper: "Hey, I was overhearing you guys talk about how funny and attractive you both are and I want you to know that it is true. Everyone says you are both very funny and attractive and the whole city of Baltimore wants you both as romantic and sexual partners but we know you can't choose us all so we are all very sad all the time."
Rick: "Thanks. That means a lot."
Rick: "Hey Ashlea. Thanks for the seagull. I now know how much our handshake means to you."
Ashlea: "You're welcome! I'd give you all the seagulls in all the beaches if I could."
Rick: "Gee. You are a true friend and we are both very funny and attractive."
Eavesdropper: "Hey, I was overhearing you guys talk about how funny and attractive you both are and I want you to know that it is true. Everyone says you are both very funny and attractive and the whole city of Baltimore wants you both as romantic and sexual partners but we know you can't choose us all so we are all very sad all the time."
Rick: "Thanks. That means a lot."
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You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!
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2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!
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The Gay Handshake is a common greeting between two homosexuals who will later become friends.
It usually occurs in a club, after a night out or during a Grindr hookup and involves sexual activity (often a blowwie, sometimes intertwined with conversation about random biographical details.
After the handshake is complete, the two individuals will exchange numbers and begin a friendship or friendship with benefits.
It usually occurs in a club, after a night out or during a Grindr hookup and involves sexual activity (often a blowwie, sometimes intertwined with conversation about random biographical details.
After the handshake is complete, the two individuals will exchange numbers and begin a friendship or friendship with benefits.
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Person 2: Really? How strange.
Person 1: No, it's the Gay Handshake.
Person 2: Really? How strange.
Person 1: No, it's the Gay Handshake.
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