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half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.
"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"
by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009
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half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.
by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011
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half pump

apparently, a half insertion enough to not break the hymen
So you'r a virgin?
Naah, have half pumped ;)
by drunk guru January 6, 2011
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Half Nig

The offspring of the Kardashian clan, or the next generation of lil nigs in the Kardashian/Jenner family.

Half black and half some other race mostly white/black mix with varied results. Usually this breeding is detrimental to the white half because a person's physical value decreases: they are less attractive and not as desirable to other white people. Strangely enough, this mix favored the darker or black half because it improves the typical physical traits found in African lineage. Half Nigs are often seen as far less attractive than their white counterparts.

The offspring of "white guilt" women, who lay with the darkest and ugliest black men they can find.
Kylie will have an ugly Half Nig, because she feels guilty just for being white.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2017
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Deuce and a half

For firefighters, a 2 1/2 inch hoseline used to fight large fires.
Captain: Probie, pull the deuce and a half and go to side C
by FFProbie November 5, 2007
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half in the bag

"Wow guys, look at Lastenia. That woman is half in the bag after only 2 drinks! She doesn't know who she's going home with...but she sure is trying!"
by tonykiemel January 7, 2010
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half chub

Half chub is a conditon that effects the male population. Symptoms are mainly a slightly erect penis, not a full boner.
Oh My Jon has a half chub! What the heck is wrong with him i thought he would be the future bussiness leader of america, but the half chub interupted!
by Parkizzle September 21, 2005
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