Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

gundermuffin

1. a small starved female human-like mole rat creature that scavanges for garbage on sight. Mostly found under small wooden boardwalks at the beach, sometimes found in caves. Speaks in grunting noises and/or screechings. Usually wears tattered, dirt covered ripped clothes.

2. a female scavenger found at the beach

3. female beach troll

she moved through the shadows by the sound of the ocean and the smell of the dumpsters. She was gundermuffin

by dannnyelle August 16, 2009

Gutter stomp

Is seen as a last resort when fighting someone one the side of the street, this is a very powerful form of fighting it can be lethal if wearing blunt stones or formal shoes. Gutted stomping is seen as a weak Thing to do so try do he private with such activities. The Gutter stomp forces the foe in the draining system with the foot of the attacker

Spectator: here we have the drunk gambler in his natural habitat the street, as we see him preforming his on tactic of defence, the gutter stomp, forcing the helpless man into the gutter with his shoe. Oh and that's that the police have pulled up and arrest the drunk cunt.

by Big boy malcevoy November 12, 2016

gunnerno

a gay cunt and a big boy 101 screams in calls sucks dicks for dinner

oh wow u rly are stupid fuc u gunnerno

by themotionofyourocean75 November 3, 2017

gunnersellwhite

Twitter handle for Gunner Stahl the living legend. The person that takes the dopest instagram photos. Smokes only mid

Metro- yo gunner you got mid?
Gunnersellwhite- of course nigga that’s all we smoke.

by Big Dick Daley May 15, 2018

Beat The Grunter

Game usually played at the back of lecture theatres or at work (places where there are a lot of grunters)

Objective of the game: He who spots out the best grunter wins the game.

Calvin - *points slyly at a grunter* "Beat that grunter!"

Alvin - *points at a better example of a grunter* "There, that's a REAL grunter!"

Calvin - "Man, she takes the Beat The Grunter high score!"

by stinaribena March 30, 2009

Gunted

To kick a girl in her cooch

"My girl thought pregnancy was worse than being kicked in the balls, so I gunted her"

by LordH July 5, 2014