groundsmasher

an extremely awesome freak of nature that plays football, and can do everything on the planet and in the universe. He has lazer vision, can fly,and runs so fast they classified it as groundsmashr speed. He also the best football captain ever.

Bob: "i wish i could run faster than the speed of light"
Timothy: "well if you were groundsmasher you could run at groundsmasher speed.

by max2themax2 November 12, 2009

Grounded

The term equivalent of being sober from alcohol, but specifically sober from smoking dope

Guy 1: dude you still feeling stoned?
Guy 2: nah dude, im feeling pretty grounded right now

by JoshTheRealEmcee January 3, 2019

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

grunda

1.)a sped
2.)everything and anything that is random

God,that was so grunda.
Hey,you grunda,get over here.

by Paul C April 21, 2003

grundle nugget

A person that is short, pudgy, and dirty. They usually have curly filthy hair. They also tend to eat the brown chip gardettos. You can point a true grundle nugget out a mile away. They get no bitches either.

The grundle nugget that lives next door gets on my last damn nerve.

by Grundy McGrundle Nug Breeder May 15, 2009

grundelatio

The act of providing oral pleasure to the area between one's butthole and balls and/or vagina.

That chick's nose slipped into my butthole while she was performing grundelatio on me.

by Jasper Pipestone February 1, 2010

Grundle paste

Caution: not for teeth. The greasy substance that may be under your finger nails after a nice long grundle scratch.

Your grundle paste on my nails made it look like I had a old French manicure.

by Jmarsh March 23, 2013