Grand marshal

A title in World of Warcraft apparently given to the best players who PvP'd...in 2005. The title has no value whatsoever today.

One of the sexiest night elf huntresses was a grand marshal. Now she can't do shit anymore. The server's people then called the grand marshal "grandma."

by Bandin April 5, 2008

Grande Ocho

The impressive feat of masturbating 8 times in 4 hours.

"Bro, I'm gonna do the Grande Ocho tonight!" "Yeah right man, that shit's impossible, you better have some dank-ass porn."

by Choodle Man March 13, 2010

Granarchy

an uprising by senior citizens with the intent to bring about the destruction of western society

There was granarchy at the retirement home.

by zombeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 26, 2011

gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014

Grand Prairie Choke

A sexual technique of choking your partner not for please but as a show of dominance; generally exhibited by the men of Grand Prairie, Texas

Hey girl, last night my date totally tried the Grand Prairie Choke.

by I Touch Your Part July 7, 2016

Gandage

Gay, really gay, flying homo, Senior

Senior is super gandage

by Gandage October 6, 2019

grand penis

We like to think of this type of penis as either a:
1. Penis that ranges from 20-50 ft.
2. A woman that has a penis.
3. A king's or other royal person's dick.

My king, you have such a grand penis.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019