Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

Goggleflop

A name for people who make up derogatory urban dictionary definitions about people with intellectual disabilities.

Jim - "Did you see what Tom wrote on Urban Dictionary about disabled people?"

Bob - "Yeah, that guy is such a bottom-feeder"

Jim - "I reckon, what a goggleflop"

by Jinxinferno April 14, 2011

Goggled

When you Google'd (researched) something while wearing your beer glasses.

I am pretty sure I the Males sperm dictates the sex of a child, I just Goggled it the other night. In other words I was drunk and I might be wrong.

by Gweedo8 March 10, 2015

golear

In Colombian slang means to steal something.

Parce será que me ayuda a golearle el carro a esa gueva?

by Verdolaga10 December 12, 2016

goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

Goblet of Fire

... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)

Stacey took a seat on Trevor's face, she was ready to feel the heat, of the Goblet of Fire.

by 49thStateBrewery November 26, 2018

Goblet

Goblet - A whine glass Usually drunk by niggas who like to turn the fuck up . PERIODTT

Aye Yo homie pass me that goblet cuz.

by Precious Bae😂❤️ April 17, 2019