Man I was trying to get some sleep last night, but there was a ghetto bird circling around my house.
by Von J November 29, 2007

A fashion trend which features exposed underwear (bras, panties etc), skin-tight clothing, super short skirts, long decorated artificial nails, and multi-colored hair weaves. Generally intended to expose too much and leave little to the imagination. Usually worn by skanks and hoochie mamas.
by Reader Girl August 22, 2009

by RicDog July 29, 2006

Spending money on items that are not of a necessity, when there are things that you actually do need; Not making wise economic choices with one's money for the sake of appearing "cool" or wealthy; Vanity.
Ghetto fabulous = My co-worker drives a Benz truck but still lives in an apartment in the hood.
i.e. A wiser decision would be to buy a house and drive a more moderate vehicle.
i.e. A wiser decision would be to buy a house and drive a more moderate vehicle.
by Georgia Peach April 17, 2006

Melrose Place comes to mind. As opposed to a traditional 'ghetto' community that is destroyed by poverty, the golden ghetto's problems stem from excess
by THC July 1, 2004

Your shitty ass High School trailer that you take Math in.
Typically filled holes in the walls, dirty floors, many swaztikas, mysterious smells and/or stains, lude drawings of large proportions on the whiteboard in Sharpie, broken windows, and broken desks.
Often inhabited with idiots and/or wannabe gangsters who start many fights because they don't know better. Any of the moderatly smart kids in the class have been forced to move out of their original class because apparantly, the school doesn't give two-shits about those who pass and suck up to those who don't (Semester Blocks).
The teacher may be ghetto as well. Signs of a ghetto teacher are:
Always out because they have an eye infection due to cheap ass makeup
Wear their hair in the same greasy fashion every day.
Too cheap to buy a marker eraser so they use a towel which can also be turned into a fashionable curtain for the broken window to the side.
Wears crocs. Even when it's raining.
Leaves the children to teach themselves.
Looks up porn and stays on Facebook all day.
Is scared of being shot from the wannabe thugs in the class.
In summarization, a ghetto trailer is the worst herpes-infested room you will ever be in. It contains some of the worst and colorful people you will ever meet... but, nevertheless, you will gain some of the best friends of your entire life. To see the real heroes of the world, walk through the ghetto trailer and open your eyes. When there is a shadow, there is always light.
Typically filled holes in the walls, dirty floors, many swaztikas, mysterious smells and/or stains, lude drawings of large proportions on the whiteboard in Sharpie, broken windows, and broken desks.
Often inhabited with idiots and/or wannabe gangsters who start many fights because they don't know better. Any of the moderatly smart kids in the class have been forced to move out of their original class because apparantly, the school doesn't give two-shits about those who pass and suck up to those who don't (Semester Blocks).
The teacher may be ghetto as well. Signs of a ghetto teacher are:
Always out because they have an eye infection due to cheap ass makeup
Wear their hair in the same greasy fashion every day.
Too cheap to buy a marker eraser so they use a towel which can also be turned into a fashionable curtain for the broken window to the side.
Wears crocs. Even when it's raining.
Leaves the children to teach themselves.
Looks up porn and stays on Facebook all day.
Is scared of being shot from the wannabe thugs in the class.
In summarization, a ghetto trailer is the worst herpes-infested room you will ever be in. It contains some of the worst and colorful people you will ever meet... but, nevertheless, you will gain some of the best friends of your entire life. To see the real heroes of the world, walk through the ghetto trailer and open your eyes. When there is a shadow, there is always light.
by The kid you dont know April 21, 2010

A drink where only about a cup or two of milk is left in the jug and you add water to it and shake it up.
by 12345678910011111111324 November 2, 2008
