Grassy Arthur's Garden Party

Another term for a vagina

''How do Kieth, how was that honey you pulled last eve''

''Sweet Kieth, she had a Grassy Arthur's Garden Party like a chipmunk's ear''

by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

gardenia

the act of shoving your clenched fist into another individual's anus up to the wrist and "flowering" your fingers

Jimmy gave Sam such a bad gardenia he's still shitting on himself

by byrnsey69 March 10, 2009

avant garde

1. a pretentious way to call something pretentious (if you're an idot/hack/wanker), typically accompanied by a sarcastic smirk of perceived superiority and the speech pattern often associated with witty remarks, but missing the intelligent aspect of such;

2. a segue into snark, when bumbling blowhards overuse the word to describe things that aren't even remotely avant garde;

3. a way to acknowledge the originality (and often, the unconventionality) of a work, typically with the implication that it is advancing its medium rather that simply being ludicrous, whilst eschewing the ethnocentric desire to make such a comment in one's native tongue (assuming you're not French).

1. *Looking at abstract art and rolling eyes* "This is so avant garde." *smirks, sighs, and walks away to repeat this pattern with all other paintings in MOMA, tiring his/her over-smirked face in the process*.

2. "Have you guys seen Transformers 5 yet?"

"No"
"It's pretty avant garde guys you should all check it out!"
"What do you mean by 'avant garde'?"
"I mean uh, that it was pretty damn cool."
"Shut the fuck up and die."
"Heh..."
"No really," *pulls out knife due to anti-gun laws*

"...I've had it with people like you who hear some word on O'Reilly's word of the day and shit it out as if you actually understand what it means and what context it should be used in."

*stabs person to death in the skull in a triangular fashion, then pulls out said persons eyes and places them inside the triangular hole, vomits in it, and remarks*
"Now that is avant garde."

3. Such and such work: "___insert work here___", "is Avant-garde".

by Sudonihymn August 19, 2011

water garden

1:- a womans Vaginal area

"i have a few bugs in my water garden"

by iain 1986 April 10, 2007

snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

tramp from steyne gardens

this tramp walks around all day drunk argueing with people and attackin people!

one day terry mayers asked the tramp for a drink with him later and an MC battle little did terry mayers know that he would be chased down the park by the drunk with a bottle with the tramp threatening to cut his throt

by carlos September 17, 2003

garden state

odor and color of a drunk's vomit.

That bitch left the garden state on my new sofa.

by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005