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gifflegup

A stank, vile substance left over from gay sexual intercourse. It is usually sticky, and contains, of course, male ejaculate, fecies, and saliva. It is usually found in pubic areas around the genitals and anus. It can be viscous, or runny. If left to dry, it is impossible to get out of pubic hair easily.
Jason went to the bathroom after having sex to clean the gifflegup from his pubic hair. His lover, Joe, also had to clean gifflegup from his anus.
by Shane December 28, 2003
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Carol Mc Giffin

Panel member of the ITV show Loose women in the UK, among other radio and print jobs. Known for outspoken nature and general hilariously honest views. My hero. Has a huge crush on Russell Brand. One of the most loved panel women on Loose women.
YES! Carol Mc Giffin is on Loose women today!

Carol Mc Giffin has expressd her hate of such and such again, love her.
by nolanator August 13, 2008
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Giffer

Someone who doesnt fit into a catergory, i.e mod or a punk, skinhead or whatever.

someone who has had their family and is still going out and "having it large" at the weekend.
Also incorporates the new music genre "Giffer Punk" started by the band Long Tall Shorty.
are you are mod? no, im a GIFFER!

If it aint GIFFER, it aint worth a f*ck!!!!
by Jim Giffer July 5, 2010
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Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.
"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."
by Ballzzz December 6, 2009
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giff

the smell of a dirty penis. often a man with a giffin cock is easyly noticeable by the aroma of meat and potato pies comeing from his crotch
awwww man did you smell adams breath last night? it was a propa giff
by Shlongus The Pillager July 1, 2008
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Look a gift horse in the mouth

A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.

"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.

(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007
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giffy

Like a wifey. But a girlfriend instead of wife.

ie. OWNED (and damm good at it)
I aim to be a stepford giffy
by Beezleberry2 March 8, 2007
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