fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009

fuck-me-rone

A colloquial term used to display deep frustration(1) or a state of non-belief(2).

Eg.
1.
Bottle shop attendant: The carton of VB is $35.
Lenny (left wallet at home) : ahh, Fuck-me-rone!!

2. Lenny: Fuck-me-rone, he didn't!?

by Lexieonfire July 17, 2007

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

Eskimo Fuck Me Boots

Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.

It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.

by boats n hoes March 15, 2009

army fucked

being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.

living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.

Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!

by 3/2SCR G-CO BITCHES July 29, 2010

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 11, 2006