Fucker Punch

fuhk-er puhnch
-noun, verb

1. A blow delivered by an irritated person to a fucker or douche.

2. The act of delivering aforementioned punch to the fucker or douche, usually with incredible force and precision. The goal is to shut them the fuck up.

1. Having a scrapbook in one's possession is grounds for an immediate and lethal fucker punch.

2. Jeanette was out last Friday on a fucker punching rampage. She took out all five members of a local scrapbooking club and even fucker punched their collective 92 cats.

by Jeanette M. January 22, 2009

Chi fucker

One who screws up another's concentration, inner energy, or focus.

That chick farted in the middle of the test, what a chi fucker!

by Tailspin October 19, 2003

truck fucker

A skateboarder who thinks their the shit, but in reality can't even kick flip the board.

Yo man you see that truck fucker bail and smash his face off the ground.

by Scribe January 02, 2005

chicken fucker

someone who participates in and enjoys the act of analy intruding a chicken.

Scott Anderson is such a chicken fucker.

by chris scheetz September 25, 2003

Finger Fucker

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.

You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?

by Boscoe September 10, 2009

Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

serial fucker

It's like a {serial killer}, except instead of {murder}, it's someone who likes to have {sexual relations} in the same places, positions, {fetishes}, and other unique and specific preferences.

Johnny is a serial fucker because he always has {anal sex} in the shower with his shirt on.

by snowing down under November 14, 2011