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fire insurance

As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.
Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?

Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
by Helvidius October 19, 2019
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fire born

a very nice person that is addicted to fir and likes to burn stuff
hey its fire born looks like we are gonna burn to death
by alex dark_1451 June 5, 2020
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Fire Forced

You: "Get Fire Forced"
Fire: *dies*
You: *e*
by Gibby10877 November 15, 2020
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Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.
Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.
by foxkat January 3, 2021
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Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.
Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.
by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021
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Fire mouth

A fire mouth is a person who is always eating hot foods,spices, or salty foods.
Kasper is always eating somethong hot, hes such a fire mouth!”
by Dickmonger2000 June 11, 2021
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