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Finger Claw

Hinged metal contraption resembling an animal claw (usually dragon) worn on only one finger at a time. Favoured by the dregs of society, mainly fat goth girls and weedy metal boys. Usually accompanied by a Megadeath or Iron Madien t-shirt. Sister to the nail protector.
Lynsday: "Have you seen my awesome new finger claw?!"
Emma: "Wow that's so cool, it's like you're actually part dragon, like from Lord of the Rings or something, but only on one finger"
by Siblysluts October 6, 2008
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Finger Painting

After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.
Mary took a shit on my back, and left her trademark finger painting.
by Dene V April 3, 2008
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finger the shit out of my pussy

an act of violently inserting the finger(s) into a womans vagina to pleasure. Often requested by those of a promiscuous nature.
Slut 1: (Corners boy) I want you to finger the shit out of my pussy...NOW!!
by holyfingerfuck April 21, 2011
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finger me!

When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.
Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).
by mooki February 26, 2005
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finger wave

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.
"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
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finger hunting

When you lose something and you hunt for it with your fingers.
doode i lost my change.
it must be in the cushion of the couch.
okay... i'll go finger hunting for it.
by emljrejrioweneofi March 7, 2008
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finger yoga

are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?
by BluntmasterJ May 24, 2011
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