Turkey Faced

adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.

He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!

If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.

by GrandDad November 24, 2009

faced

When a web site becomes virtually unreachable because too many people are trying to access it after the site has been made part of a viral Facebook status update.

urbandictionary.com sure is slow now. I think it's been faced.

by Davorama February 3, 2010

faced

Getting caught at work (by your boss) looking at facebook.com

hey, so many people got faced at my work that they've block the sight from our network

by Dirk Rimbaud July 8, 2007

faced

In an online game called Counter Strike, being faced is when someone throws a grenade directly at your face. This causes one damage and is generally very funny. Facing is a hard skill to master. Also, someone who is faced with a frag (HE grenade) will generally take the maximum damage possible with a nade because it will blow up very close to his or her head.

I was rushing mid on dust2 and totally faced some newb who was camping spawn.

by Kyle Robson January 6, 2006

git faced wonder

one huge faggy fagson

you git faced wonder go screw ur mom

by B()X M@N & Mr Chief November 6, 2003

Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

shit faced

Drogheda based jackass style TV program

Shit Faced is the greatest show eva!!

by Meathawk January 2, 2005