February 2

Whoever is born on this day is definitely a top.

Person 1: When is your birthday?
Person 2: Oh! It’s February 2
Person 1: I’m guessing your a top.
Person 2: 🧍 ♀️

by imaloner. January 23, 2021

22th February

if your born this day you have a huge dick, and your the sexiest man alive! everyone wants you.

Me: Hey! how old are you?
Him: Im 18!
Me: whens your birthday?
Him: 22th February!
Me in my head: i bet he has a biiiiiig dick.

by MArkus2202 February 3, 2020

February 13

The person who GOT born on February 13 is gonna be BFF wuthe the girl who was born at november 2

February 13: oh what data are you? I i am 13 february
NOvember 02: November 02
February 13: i think We Are gonna be bffs in the funiture

by Helloilikerustyspoons November 6, 2019

February 28

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

by anonymous November 5, 2021

February 13th

A stallion holiday

“Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”

by Bossbitch1234 October 15, 2019

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

February 21st

National eat a nibbas ass day

YO ITS FEBRUARY 21ST! BEND OVER

by BigDickEnergyLmaoLol October 15, 2019