Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

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Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

by Nig Cur October 3, 2018

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Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

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Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

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fatherless people

types of fatherless people are pngtubers, roblox slenders and cnp's, furrys etc

hey bro are pngtubers fatherless?
most of then except for the gigachad v1nce cuh.
oh so most of the are fatherless people?
yeah
oh

by monkis gigachad brother July 14, 2022

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mother-fathered

When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.

Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.

by Ariksta August 14, 2011

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