Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

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Get the Easy on the merchandisemug.

easy-single

a type of cheese, cheese brand

It's like being compared to cheese and then being happy because you're an easy-single.

by oldsailor December 1, 2017

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Get the easy-singlemug.

Nice and easy

To perform an action in slow, careful, gentle, or tenderly way.

"She stroked my cock nice and easy"

by Nadinelrobles February 7, 2018

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Get the Nice and easymug.

Easy Company

The 101st division that was also in a famous show, Band of Brothers. They have their infamous tradition of, "Getting shot in the ass". They also have hate towards former captain, Herbert Sobel. Reason for this is because Sobel doesn't know any of the military tactics and he is a coward. So pretty much, they made the right decision to get him kicked out or they would've been fucked. But overall, they won World War 2 like obviously, if it weren't for Captain Winters. RESPECT!!!

Buck: Where did you got shot?
Robert: I got shot in the ass sir!!! Sorry sir!!!
Easy Company, Band of Brothers

by DiscoMan2006 February 9, 2021

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