douche chameleon

A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.
Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
by basicde June 01, 2015
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Douche-a-litus

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.
'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'
by TandC May 05, 2009
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Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.
Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.
by eiwoh March 24, 2014
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Dial Douche

Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.
Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.
by The Big Beans March 04, 2014
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Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.
"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."
by Cabaluchi February 21, 2020
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Douche Empress

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.
by WestATLien April 21, 2010
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jack douche

the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche
by thefinness October 29, 2010
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