Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
by basicde June 01, 2015
by TandC May 05, 2009
One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.
by eiwoh March 24, 2014
Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.
by The Big Beans March 04, 2014
by Cabaluchi February 21, 2020
An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
by WestATLien April 21, 2010
by thefinness October 29, 2010