dinner

when its late and he gets hungry,
messes around the cleaned up kitchen,
spills the cans and glasses,
leaves stains and splashes,
spits in the sink,

breaks the dishes,
slices the meat,
burns the pan
and falls asleep

before the first bite.

we had a late dinner tonight. it was quite nice.

by Krkič April 16, 2019

Dinner Ride

When a nude male goes into the kitchen and sits down on a chair. A female then follows and straddles the male, facing towards. Both together make hours of long passionate kitchen sex.

Laura told me that she enjoys to Dinner Ride her partner. She just can't get enough of it!.

by Tempered1 June 11, 2020

Roast dinner fart

A fart that smells likes a carvery

Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart

by Bethan Mint December 19, 2021

Dinner pigeon

A girl who goes out to dinner with a guy just to get a free meal.

Look at these dinner pigeons playing these simps for free scraps

by D down for real October 6, 2020

dinner surf

Blagging dinner from your mates wives on consecutive evenings

Craig, are you coming out for a beer?
I can't, I'm dinner surfing round Paul's tonight.

by Bignob September 13, 2017

Thanksgiving dinner

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.

Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner

by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024

dinner hangover

being totally incapable and sluggish after eating a huge meal

you: well its only 8:15pm we still have time to do something while we're downtown?

me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.

by fuzzypeachezzzz September 25, 2010