Diego

A Mexican who can dig around the world, eat 100 tacos in a siting, will take your job, is apart of the Mexican drug cartel, loves jesus and god, and is really good at selling wieners

Did you see Diego at the church today, no he was selling drugs

by Ok i won't use my real name November 10, 2020

Diego

Diego is the coolest,most badass guy you'll ever met
Smart,funny,hispanic and a great and loyal friend
Cute and dirty
420 24/7

Everyone:
Omg how was it again that guy 2000 years ago who saved humanity?
Diego:
Oh you mean my brother Diego?

by Diego_diego_diego August 30, 2020

Diego

Diego is my mush. He is very funny and I will miss him when he leaves. Thank you for letting me have your tie. Have a good life mush. You better still message me.

Have a good life Diego
Bye mush!

by Mush321 November 21, 2018

Diego

A typically tall loser that is a big weeb and gamer. More often than not he doesn’t have many friends and to the one’s he does have, he treats them with no compassion whatsoever

Diego smells like shit. What a loser.

by Xedius September 14, 2020

Diego Mazás

The best Chemistry teacher in the World (i love you)

You: I love Diego Mazás

by ExplosiveVR November 13, 2023

Diego

The boy from dora the explorer who has a pet jaguar that should have already killed him by know if this was not a kids show

Bro, look it's diego from dora the explorer

by HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE December 7, 2022

thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.

Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"

by truth999 March 15, 2017