Creepy Dave 

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.

Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."

Creepy Dave by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009

big wave dave 

what you would refer to MEGADETH front man dave mustaine if he were a surfer

hey dude check out big wave dave surfing on his v guitar

big wave dave by jacob tweedy March 25, 2008

you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

you're my wife now dave by blue ship October 1, 2006

Thorny Dave 

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

Thorny Dave by Joe Ander June 10, 2004

[Delicious Dave] 

Definatly by far the MOST delicious man alive=] Delicious Dave plays guitar for the most kick ass bands alive. Everyone wants a Delicious Dave.

Maria: Hey wheres delicious? That boy is finee
Alicia: I dont know buddie.. i think we should find him.
Maria: psht duh! who can live without a Delicious Dave?
ALicia: Im not sure

[Delicious Dave] by delicious' hot friends January 23, 2009

Everyday Dave 

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

Everyday Dave by Kadorja November 27, 2012

Dick Dave Thursday 

Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.

Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.

Dick Dave Thursday by Valeriebluee March 8, 2018