Diego

A nice guy that likes to go out and have a good time. He's here for a good time not a long time. He will spit in your mouth while choking you with your legs over his shoulder and slap you. He hates people that don't put their blinkers when switching lanes and picky eaters.
That Diego is dog.
by Crocahimovic November 23, 2021
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Diego

A short, smart boy that doesn’t sleep at all. He can be chill if he knows you well enough, but if he diesn’t like you, you’re like a ghost. It is what we could call Un mamahuevo
-OMG, he is so mean.-What did you expect? He’s a Diego after all.
by mehhhhe February 18, 2022
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Diego

"the man of the day as of the 22nd of November 2021"

- Kees
Kees: I can never say no to nachos.
Diego: *nods encouragingly*
Kees: Diego, you the man of the day, man
Marko: yoo we putting it on Urban Dictionary
by HuizeSchommelbank November 22, 2021
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Diego

Diego is one of the gayest people you can meet, yeah he might stink sum times but he will look cute just for you and he could take your man in about 10 seconds, he is handsome and watches sum gay porn every night, girls would love him as a friend "gay bestfriend" he will do your makeup and nails he is so talented on the dick. He could be a little stupid sometimes and very nice another
Person:"Diego your gay"
Diego:"for you"
by Diego 2 December 23, 2019
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Diego

A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.
"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023
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Diego

A handsome boy who can snatch ur bitch real quick and also famouse for his 18 inch Wang!!!
by Daplayer68338 January 29, 2017
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