Delulu

A stupid fucking word that cringe people think is ‘funny.’ A short version of delusional. No, you’re not ‘delulu’ because you like a guy and say he likes you back, since you know he doesn’t. Delusional people usually don’t know they’re delusional. So, disrespectfully shut up.

Person 1: “Omgg, I’m so delulu he wants me back.”
Person 2: “Shut up you fucker, you’re not delusional.”

by razziekai July 28, 2023

deful

someone who acts like carlos mencia on a daily basis.

John was so deful when he said: That guy was so frickin RETARDED Dee De Deee!

by SarenaJ August 8, 2006

devil's wind

Passing gas. Used to be somewhat polite.

Man, those egg rolls seem to have given me a case of the devil's wind.

by Double K September 7, 2006

Devil Crabs

A sexually transmitted bug, crabs, which are red and you get from having sex with the devil. More used as a joking term by high school freshmen, devil crabs are more often than not, said to be had by a freshmen who has had sex before they turn sixteen.

Jane:I've got crabs.
Jenny:You've been sleeping with too many guys.
Jane:I think they're red.
Jenny:That's gross. What? Did you have sex with the devil and now you have devil crabs?

by Saggysocks May 18, 2007

Devil's Speedball

An alcoholic drink whose ingredients are half a shot of Bacardi 151, half a shot of an energy shooter (e.g. Monster's Hitman), and a crushed up caffeine pill. Called such because it is much more hardcore than Vodka and Redbull.

I gave my friend 4 Devil's Speedballs, and now he doesn't know if he wants to pass out or punch people in the face.

by TommyGunAngels April 18, 2009

Devil's Penis

The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.

Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.

Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.

by TBogg fan November 9, 2012

Devil's Triangle

Engaging in a threesome with two men and one woman, where the woman is only present so the two men can still claim not to be madly in love with one another, yet they stare longingly in each others eyes during the whole encounter until each reaches climax, then drink until they think they will not remember the lust they shared for each other the next day

Brett and Mark had another Devil's Triangle last night, but they forgot to invite the woman, but all knew she was not needed or wanted in the hook up anyway!

by HideTheLies October 8, 2018