by CrazyCoolGuy December 26, 2015
When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018
When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.
by Evanstein99 December 02, 2023
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face
"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"
by TSmTheArrow March 01, 2016
A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 21, 2019
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 19, 2025