walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005

Cotton Eyed Joe

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)

“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“

by Giggletits October 28, 2017

cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

by Justin March 26, 2004

cotton-headed niggymuggin

A racist term that should never be used

You see that guy? he a total cotton-headed niggymuggin.

by anon1210 November 14, 2010

Cotton Picking

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse

To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking

by DasNasty October 31, 2011

Cottage

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).

"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".
"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .

by Bri-Jolie June 12, 2008