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cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.
"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.
by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011
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whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...
I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.
by doubletime69 June 1, 2010
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Let him cook

Addon: ay let him cook
Jon k: aight
by e-boybeater February 20, 2023
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Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
by justakidatheart March 8, 2013
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cook some pizza pops

yo i'll be there in about 45 minutes... i gotta cook some pizza pops first
by G-Money May 2, 2004
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william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!
dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!
by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006
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Why Trump Cooks the Books

When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
by MathPlus February 25, 2021
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