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used condom collector 

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
used condom collector by D Flawless November 11, 2021

Broken Condom

An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area
"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."
Broken Condom by Hamborgar November 22, 2021

the old needle condom 

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

gamer girl condom 

A condom made for simps by the Egirl Queen of thots Belle delphine for when you have sex with gamer girls
"I'm gonna have sex with a gamer girl I'll use my Gamer girl condom"

Wii Condom

Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."

Dude 1: "Lol!"
Wii Condom by firstbloodstrat August 6, 2009

Ear Condom

A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.
Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!
Ear Condom by russelcrowe September 2, 2013