condom nugget

A Condom Nugget is a person that's an Asshole, or just being annoying.

Jerryf: "I don't want to hang out with Nicholas, he's such a condom nugget

by palejsus June 12, 2018

Condom Convo

Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.

Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo

by Beacarogaia March 7, 2021

Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

condom sharr

People who are pedophiles or do something wrong and refuse to own up to it

This mf really did me dirty

What a condom sharr

by Clocly68 March 2, 2023

Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025