Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

Chris is a Homo

The act of people named Chris of being Gay.

Chris is a homo Biotch

by Chrisisreallygay October 16, 2008

Chris Pine

The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.

Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."

Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."

Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."

Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."

by Cockfaggot May 22, 2009

Chris Pratt

When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.

" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"

" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "

by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018

Chris Johnson

The Fastest motha fucka in the nfl! Plays for the titans

the roadrunner aint got shit on Chris Johnson

by TSmizzle November 24, 2009

Chris Sorrentino

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.

"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl

by TheKimmer September 7, 2010

chris's thursday

Morning head followed by golf followed by a couple of adult beverages followed by watching the maid clean the house followed by a little afternoon talk TV like 'Ellen' or 'Springer'.

John had a hard week at work and was looking forward to enjoying a Chris's Thursday this weekend.

by Luanda December 2, 2016