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Chris is gay and can’t skate
Chris by Matt do June 12, 2021
Guys who have it bad for girls named Farrah. The kind of guy who would drive to her job just to drop off a jacket she could have picked up at any time. Chris just cant get enough. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.
"Chris is down baaad for Farrah, someone get him some milk!"
Chris by Notfufu June 16, 2021
Guy:Hey! That guy looks like a Chris!
Guy 2: Huh? He looks like a juicy steak?
Chris by Zoog August 15, 2021
A blonde hair and blue eyed guy, who will set you up and disrespect you.
Person 1: oh god, there goes Chris.
Person 2: Let's go before he sees us.
Chris by DixieRebel2497 August 25, 2021
The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.
Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep
Chris by A homosexual September 7, 2021