Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
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