flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

the clapper

The "clapper" is the little piece of metal that dangles inside a bell, causing it to make noise when it hits the sides. As such, when a female stands up after sex and wiggles her hips side to side, causing her outer vaginal lips to shake, it is called doing the clapper. (The female version of the helicopter).

After having sex with Carl, I always like to do the clapper to make sure he didn't cum inside me.

by memcano June 6, 2014

Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.

Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010

chopper

1. a helicopter... duh
2. a custom motorcycle
3. a fully automatic assult rifle or sub machine gun
4. spinners that look like theyre chopping or slicing when the car pulls up to a stoplite
5. a custom convertible, that would otherwise be an ordinary hardtop coupe, with the top "chopped off" by a skilled professional at an auto body shop, a "chop shop"

3. "front door swang open like, wham! niggas point choppers at me like uncle sam"
4. "still choppin on dem buttons, im struttin and lookin fresh"
5. "remember i could get ur block knocked off... bentley coupe wit the top chopped off"

by roosack March 21, 2007

Chopper

Any person (male/female) who gives head.

NOUN

1. She is a chopper.
2. I just got chopped.
3. Are you trying to chop (action verb)?
4. You choppin (must use without the "g")?

by Kevin Wells January 20, 2006

chipper

Somebody who is able to use heroin occasionally, for pleasure, without becoming dependent on it.

Arlo's just a chipper, but those guys he hangs out with are junkies.

by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003

clapper

a farting vagina

the young girl was clapping....

by Olive Jiuce November 17, 2003