Golden carrot

When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.

Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?

by Benkin50 August 2, 2021

carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.

Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.

by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022

auto-carrot

Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.

Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.

"I am sorry my auto-carrot is acting up."

by LuminousVal June 3, 2021

Carrot Paste

our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens

holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!

by KaceyMeRolling June 5, 2021

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021