Canadian history

The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.

Yesterday was just another Canadian history lesson in Thunder Bay

by Artdickyoulate February 6, 2010

[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011

Canadian donkey

Used to describe an idiotic black man. Most commonly used by someone who does not want to be considered racist.

We dont say nigger here, we say Canadian donkey!!!

by Zski July 9, 2007

Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

by nohbudi July 25, 2007

canadian roundhouse

While giving a blow job the the receiver is thwomped in the face with the givers genitals during ejaculation making the receivers face look snowy

We had to clean our mess up from all the Canadian roundhouses I gave

by chickenfririce>I July 25, 2009

Canadian Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven; the Canadian Oven needs at least 2 people to pull it off. One person farts on the sleeping victim's face then quickly grabs the covers the victim is using at the time. The other person tilts the victim's head so the farter can tuck the covers under the victim's head, making it difficult for the victim to escape.

Tom: "Hey Chad, remember when Joe passed out at my party last week so we Canadian Oven'd him?"

Chad: "Hell yeah! That was awesome!!"

by B.J. Titsengolf August 19, 2010

Canadian BBQ

A custom initiated and practiced by our friends north of the border, a Canadian BBQ is a gathering of lightly to moderately inebriated males, where due either to excessive alcohol consumption or just general poor judgment, at least one male loses some facial or body hair due to large, out of control flames. Canadian BBQs are common when Canadians, gas, propane, and\or lighter fluid are involved.

Tony had a Canadian BBQ and lost most of the hair on his arm. James had a Canadian BBQ last week, and burned his beard off.

by Proud American Griller November 4, 2010