Canadian Tuxedo

Disgustingly unfashionable clothing worn by Canadians or blue-collar Americans. They usually refer to one of the two...

1) Denim on denim. A jean jacket with a matching pair of jeans.

2) A plaid button-down shirt and a pair of dickies.

Like the guido tuxedo (tracksuit shananigans), these clothes aren't suited for anything other than a casual party. Unlike the guido tuxedo, a Canadian tuxedo isn't really suited for a casual party either.

Hey, we are going to a hockey/nascar/wrestling event. Bring your Canadian tuxedo.

by The Sub February 4, 2005

Canadian history

The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.

Yesterday was just another Canadian history lesson in Thunder Bay

by Artdickyoulate February 6, 2010

[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011

Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

by nohbudi July 25, 2007

Canadian donkey

Used to describe an idiotic black man. Most commonly used by someone who does not want to be considered racist.

We dont say nigger here, we say Canadian donkey!!!

by Zski July 9, 2007

Canadian BBQ

A custom initiated and practiced by our friends north of the border, a Canadian BBQ is a gathering of lightly to moderately inebriated males, where due either to excessive alcohol consumption or just general poor judgment, at least one male loses some facial or body hair due to large, out of control flames. Canadian BBQs are common when Canadians, gas, propane, and\or lighter fluid are involved.

Tony had a Canadian BBQ and lost most of the hair on his arm. James had a Canadian BBQ last week, and burned his beard off.

by Proud American Griller November 4, 2010

Canadian Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven; the Canadian Oven needs at least 2 people to pull it off. One person farts on the sleeping victim's face then quickly grabs the covers the victim is using at the time. The other person tilts the victim's head so the farter can tuck the covers under the victim's head, making it difficult for the victim to escape.

Tom: "Hey Chad, remember when Joe passed out at my party last week so we Canadian Oven'd him?"

Chad: "Hell yeah! That was awesome!!"

by B.J. Titsengolf August 19, 2010